Sunday, January 27, 2008

BlogThings...

Your Rising Sign is Pisces

Dreaming and introspective, you're often lost in your thoughts.
Which is okay by you... you're inner world is pretty darn awesome.

And while you are inwardly confident, sometimes you seem a bit unsure.
People often handle you more delicately than they need to.

You love luxury, and even if you're a bit broke, you want things to look "rich."
Mysterious and demure, you keep secrets about yourself to remain an enigma.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Dream Book

Another boring day has passed.. stayed home all day and just doing what i do best.. sleeping, eating, watching tv, browsing the net but i didn't masturbate today.. whew!

At 9pm our television is tuned in to the Lotto draw which is the favorite tv show of my grandfather..hoping to hit the jackpot and pay all the debts..but so far he never won big.. choosing a winning number is a big deal for him.. he sleeps late in the evening just choosing a number..and yes he is still wake now and still hoping to pick the winning number for tomorrow's draw.. he has also another way of choosing his number it's through his dreams.. you would see him dozing off on the couch even though he is sitting upright..and when he wakes up he would refer to his "dream book".. it's an old booklet where you may find the things (in alphabetical order) you dreamed of with corresponding numbers..it's in visayan dialect.. maybe you could refer your dreams through these numbers and win the lottery.. here are some of them..

"Talamdan sang Damgo paagi sa Numero" (Reference of Dreams through Numbers)

Abogado (lawyer) - 7
Agui (Gay) - 9,27
Alam (Knowledge) - 7
Alpot (whore) - 24,29
Aliputan (asshole) - 10
Americano ( American) - 15,33
Anghel (angel) - 6
Artista (artist) - 27,28
Aswang (monster) - 30,9,23
Babae tindog (woman standing) - 18,24
Babae pungko (woman sitting) - 29,4
Baril (gun) - 25
Bastos (not a gentleman) - 10
Bayle, Saot (dancing) - 27
Bayo naog (dress falling) - 2
Bilat dako (vagina big) - 27
Bilat diutay (vagina small) - 4
Binhi, Semilla (sperm) - 20
Bolbol (fur) - 20,37
Chocolate - 4
Casilyas (toilet) - 10
Cafe (coffee shop) - 4,15
Calbo, Upaw (bald) - 2,17
Cigarilyo (cigarettes)- 22
Dalaga (lady) - 18
Damak (untidy) - 10
Diamante (diamond) - 32
Hubog (drank) - 15,27
Ihi (urine) - 3,15
Infierno (inferno) - 13
Itlog (egg) - 8,13
Itot (intercourse) - 31,36,15
Kalag (soul) - 11,16,22
Kalipay (happiness) - 23,27,15
Kasal (wedding) - 5,36
Labilabi buto baka (bull's penis) - 15
Lungon (coffin) - 12
Lusa (head lice) - 8,25
Madre (nun) - 19
Makawat (thief) - 20
Man-og daku (snake big) - 2,14
Man-og diutay (snake small) - 1,34
Novio (boyfriend) - 17
Novia (girlfriend) - 9
Nagapangalpot (whoring) - 14,15
Panghalay (rape) - 21,29
Pamus-on (taking a dump) - 10
Patay sa taul (corpse inside a coffin) - 12,16,29
Patay mabaho (stinky corpse) - 22
Pisot daku (penis big) - 31
Pisot diutay (penis small) - 31
Soso wala (boobs left) - 16
Soso too (boobs right) - 18
Tai (shit) - 10
Ulagon (flirt) - 24
Verde (green) - 18
Virgen (virgin) - 1,15
Yawa (devil) - 4,23

Parts of the body

Atay (liver)-30 Hita (legs)-27
Baba (mouth)-4,35 Ngipon (teeth)-32
Baga (lungs)-29 Pigtot (tail)-10
Bibig (lips)-29 Pisot (penis)-31
Bigote (mustache)-2 Putay (vagina)-4,27
Bohok (hair)-3 Sabut (pubic hiar)-26
Buli (ass) - 10 Tena-e (intestines)-30
Dila (tongue)-5 Tol-an (bones)-15
Dugo (blood)-17,25 Tawo (human) - 22


These are just some of the things that can be found in my grandfathers dream book..maybe you could refer your dreams here and get lucky on the corresponding numbers..

what name means..

What Luke Means

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.
And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life.
You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it.

You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.
You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.
People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Changing a flat tire..

Whew! at long last.. I've waited almost over a day to post this blog. it's bcoz my internet connections were out..after countless times of dialing costumer care i just got through this morning and said that they were doing some restoration..whew! the agony of waiting got me crazy..worse than that my mobile phone can't send sms from 2:30pm yesterday till 4 this afternoon..what's worst that could happen?! after a chapter of nclex review book, 3 romantic movies, a bowl of cereals and gallon of water...now i'm back online..

anyway, this is one of the series of unfortunate events i've been through..changing a flat tire.. i don't know if this will be interesting but it was my first time and i thought of someone doing this and find him really hot.. :)

It was one lazy afternoon and i decided to do some driving coz it was just lately i'm able to practice. i started the engine, did some twist and turns to get out of the garage and even before i could reach the gate i found out that i had a flat tire. and so i got the spare tire out, the car jack and the thing used to untighten the screws...hehehe.. so i got down and dirty...really dirty... but i can't help thinking bout my online buddy who posted photos of him changing a flat tire..


(caption: Changing a flat tire is as easy as 1,2,3 hahahaha)





there's just something about him that i find HOT! he's just so adorable..

well he actually inspired me..changing a flat tire is really easy as 1, 2 , 3..

Sunday, January 13, 2008

in the beginning...


elo bloggers..

my name's luke.. u can call me lucas..

i decided to create a blog so i wouldn't waste my time just sleeping, eating , seeing and masturbating.. :)

i just wanted to share to you some parts of my ADLs (Activities of Daily Living) and what i think about life..

Hope to gain friends here and hear some feedbacks from all you bloggers out there..